i am stressed out whether i want to be or not
i try to go to sleep at night and behind my eyes i am thinking about work about money about vacation, hoping everything goes smoothly, well and the way i want it to

but this is stress so i worry about those things, i worry about things that matter, and i worry about useless bullshit like whether or not fanny pak will win dance crew or whether britney spears will ever get her life back on track.

okay, fanny pak is a little more important than britney.

okay, i wasn't stressing about britney before i went to sleep, but fanny pak was in there. i only brought up britney because i just heard miley cyrus talk for the first time. you've heard of this one? she's pretty new on the scene. HA. but really though, she's a fine britney replacement.

she'll be a fun one when she starts to get into real trouble. what is she, like, twelve? i should stop looking at her hair. she reminds me of sam though. so.

anyway.

getting up early, watching fanny pak's missy elliot performance and reading through my open firefox tabs on zoophilia and dolphin sex is a fine way to start the morning and make sure i stay awake, wouldn't you say?

i would.

it's research for a book i might write, ok? they don't have dolphins in minnesota, and there's no way imma bed a moose.