You see? You see what happens when I don't spend my weekend vacantly (actually with great interest and focus) controlling tiny people, sending them to bed and to work, forcing them to clean their kitchen counters and cheat on their wives to make strangely colored babies?!

If I don't do that then I start doing actual things, and when I do things sleep becomes a nuisance, my job becomes dreadful, now I am sleepy and raving and that is fine and wonderful and all except I must suffer through these hours first

and there is never enough time in the afternoon

never enough