THIS IS A PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING:

the woman below is a menace to society!

she is a fiend! anyone coming out of wendy's should be extremely cautious and on extreme alert!

here is a small example of what this beast is capable of:

nicole, this fiendishly EVIL creature, is RABID! she will cause you to foam at the mouth! (this we were going to have a picture of until someone was smart and managed to get toothpaste all over her clothes and the floor)

here, we have the account of two acquaintances of nicole, her roommate amanda, and amanda's boyfriend derek.

"i don't know what happened," amanda said, tears of fear and concern for her possessed and rabid roommate rolling down her cheeks. "one moment she was fine.. and the next.. she was yelling and screaming and foaming at the mouth.. 'I NEED FRIES!' she yelled.. 'I NEED SARA'S FRIES!' and she ran out of the room..." amanda broke down, crying into her lap.

"she ran out of the room," derek continued, comforting amanda. "she ran into sara's room and returned cackling with her bag of fries and a chunk of her flesh clenched between her teeth. it was like a scene out of a horror movie or something."

so. folks of america.

BEWARE OF THIS WOMAN! SHE IS WICKED! SHE IS EVIL! SHE IS THE DEVIL!

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on another note, my legs and feet have become a goshdarn itch fest. that's what i get for going out in those trees.