i am going to turn into a potato. i don't eat much during the day, and when i do, it's usually at work, and all i eat at work now is the occasional french fry or grilled cheese and. potato salad. i ate potato salad almost every day last week and i ate potato salad yesterday. i am going to work 'early' so i can partake in this potato salad goodness. with feta cheese and lettuce and greek dressing. mmmm.

no, that is not all. they're just words.