so.. tired.. must.. stay awake.. i'm still at work and i can't even stay awake. stupid soda. stupid gift card training manual. seven thousand pages on gift cards. you'd think i was in hell, but oh no. surprise, there's a man in a cage in the warehouse. i want a new computer with a snappy new keyboard and a monitor highly saturated with color. after all i read earlier, a happy little apple, please. i asked a man named dan in the service department if he knew a deborah w-x. he did. i said it was my mom. he said, "oh, i'm sorry." and i asked why. we laughed and he said she was a trip. yeah. she is. stupid caffinated soda, do your fucking job. get me a $60,000 gift card.