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i love him but i will have to kill him

10 January 2004
4:10 am

myron is throwing me a birthday party on thursday. at tonight's show, he put pink xeroxed flyers on the tables. or rather, he had elise do it. goddamn conspirators. it reads as follows:

SARA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

15 JAN 04 THURSDAY
NINE O'CLOCK TILL ??????????

COME ONE, COME ALL, JOIN THE PARTY

TJ'S LOUNGE IN TARPON SPRINGS.
CORNER OF ALT 19 AND LEMON STREET

SEE SARA EAT-SEE SARA DANCE
SEE SARA SING- SEE SARA DRINK
SEE SARA PASS OUT.

FOOD

FUN

MUSIC

KARAOKE

SURPRISES

and THEN it has a cartoon of a BARE CHESTED WELL ENDOWED WOMAN IN HEELS AND STOCKINGS holding a WHIP and standing over a man laying on the ground saying "OK! OK! OK! I give up. Damn it. We will go to Sara's 21st Birthday party"

and it doesn't end there, oh no. at the very bottom it says:

RUMOR IS THAT A MALE STRIPPER,(MYRON'S FRIEND)MIGHT VISIT

!!!!!

i told him i would have a heartattack and kill him in his sleep.

and since he moved the party to thursday, nick won't be there to save me.

please attend and relish in my humiliation. i'm sure you'll all have a great time.