a guy called earlier this evening.

"hello, is mister or missus w-x home this evening?"
"well, sir, i'm the closest thing to it."
"ah, yes. well, my name is suchandsuch and i am with AOL.."
and i started laughing at him.
"do i hear laughter?" he says.
"yeah, dude. i work at compusa."

i don't know if he apologised because he knows i have to put up with the AOL funk riff all day and the lack of people subscribing, or if he apologised because surely someone who works at compusa would know better than to ever ever install AOL. right?

yeah. i forgot how fucking slow it is. and its so damn confusing. i feel like an old person. i feel like the nice lady who came in today and asked for a disk and when i handed her the 9.0 disk she's like, you don't have anything earlier? i said, no ma'am. what version are you updating from? and then we discussed why 4.0 was the best version. bwahaha.

either way. i'm online again. woofuckinghoo. at least for the next fourty five days. i'll probably download netzero in that time since it's much cheaper and much.. more simplistic. woo. and faster, bitches.

enough waxing about the internet. wahoo.