so i'm trying not to shop at walmart even though it's RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET, but tonight's trip was validated by the two rough&tough men i saw in the cleaning aisle discussing mops. i had no doubt in my mind when i saw them in the next aisle and one of them said, "and i definetly have to get a new vanity because my other one is a fucking piece of shit." and i smiled a big wide smile because they were absolutely adorable and i wanted to run up to them and make friends and be like, LET'S SHOP FOR TOWELS AND VARIOUS HOUSEHOLD SUPPLIES TOGETHER but instead of being all overzealous when the other one said hello to me next to the shelf liners, i said hello back and giggled just a little.