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25 December 2005
7:52 am

"django, how many times have i told you? don't take drugs."

"i have some hydroponic pot!"

i love it when he starts randomly quoting almost famous.

woooo really tired christmas presetn bresksfast

"i am not enjoying this african whooping cough right now."

i am from the land of half baked chickens!"

how do you half bake a chicken, that's so cruel. half baked, half zombie?"

'how will you take your chicken sir?' 'oh, half dead.'"

DJANGO! that is a very expensive piece of equipment designed in california and made in china!"

come to me! i am an oracle of golden light! django. djaaannngo!" (repeat for three minutes)

he just called his fingers carpet fingers. the cat is starting at him blankly. he thinks he has him hypnotised. i think he's super tired.

"you're lost in a trance. a wild kitty hunting trance."

"whoa kitten, whoa oh."

"pony, i feel half awake. and i see i have calmed the rains." "oh kitty! i see my spell has worked! you have come from the dunes in the west. no, the east. every culture comes from the east. and some dude." he's really got to stop or i'm never going to get these presents wrapped. "oh hey, you know how they call japan the far east? it's a lot closer than other stuff. like russia, and they don't call that the far east. i'm serious, you need to look at a globe. what, were there dragons and they couldn't go west to get there? sea dragons. they stole mermaids and ships."