Dear House,

Somewhere in here is a plastic shopping bag. Inside that bag are some guitar strings and some picks. I need those things, man. Also, if you could magically create an electric high-E string, that'd be pretty great. Otherwise, just pony up the picks and I'll be happy. My fingertips are proving to be inconsistant today.

Love, Sara

p.s. Thanks for giving back my copy of Like the Exorcist, but More Breakdancing.

Dear Intarweb,

Please find me a free program with which I can record sounds through this shitty microphone onto a windows machine. Please download, configure, and tell me how to use it. I expect this to be done by the time I return home this evening. Thank you.

Kindly, Sara