everybody sing along!

iiiiee iiiiee iiiiiii'm not fucking surprised, whoa ooh oh ooh oh oh

you're no good
you're no good
you're no good
baby, you're no good.

oh i'm all by myself again. aaaha. i'm finding this very amusing. i wish i'd just gone to sleep earlier and not had that espresso even earlier, but oh

you do it to yourself, you dooo
and that's what really hurts!

oh god, what a world this would be if i told everyone exactly what i thought of them

aaaaha, lets play chess.
okay, you first
no, no, i insist
how about we flip a coin
whose coin? your coin? i bet its rigged
well if you care, why don't you just go first
i don't care
then what does it matter if it is rigged
well, it's the principle of the thing
have you got a coin?
well, yes
i bet it's rigged
well why would you say such a thing?
because you accused me first so now i will accuse you because that's only fair
that's not fair
well you shouldn't have accused me in the first place
well you shouldn't have a rigged coin!
mY COIN ISN'T FUCKING RIGGED YOU TABLE TURNER

two! two! two mouths in one!

sing along!

double mint gum refreshes your flavor! double the fun! double the gum! chewy chewy chomp ba chewy chewy chomp!

there are two two two people who have the passwords. i probably shouldn't have given it out at all and just.. you know. talked to myself for a week or two. probably would be good for me. i could always change it again if i felt the need. MWAHA AHA

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sleep!

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for british eyes only!