DEAR DIARYLAND ROBOTS:

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT UGG BOOTS OR CREAM FOR MY VAGINA, WHICH YOU HAVE RUDELY ASSUMED IS LOOSE. PLEASE MAKE YOUR NONSENSE ENTERTAINING IF YOU ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO INVADE THIS QUIET CORNER OF THE INTERNET.

I HATE YOU,
sara

Dear Andrew or Constable Whiskers,

I've been spending way too much time on Diaryland lately. Can we please magic me a kill button so we can get rid of these ninnies? I'm good for it.

Please see this and agree.

lovesara