I'm totally going to make a spam diary and it's going to be about dogs who eat poop. And it's going to be called WHY DOGS EAT POOP.

Other abnormal canine eating issues include pica (eating of nonfood material), psychogenic water drinking (consuming more water than necessary for regular daily use), anorexia (starvation to the point of extreme, and deadly weight loss), and gorging (serious, unhealthy overeating).

The focus here is on coprophagia and why dogs eat poop.

Good lord I am such a child.