oh, ha ha, Mercury, you son of a bitch. it's only been one official day and already shit is going haaayywiiiireeee. I was all weird all weekend. My work computer won't print! Melissa can't get on to Quickbooks! We might be out of 2lb GF bags! WHAAAT CRAAAZY

listen
I am drinking coffee, okay
and reading Kerouac in little spurts
to keep his effect on my brain
for as long as possible
so today I might talk a lot
cause I can't or don't want to really focus on work
other things are better
*points* OTHERSSSS

...I didn't realize the state I am in until just now, this glorious moment