ha ha ha

I just looked at my generally stupid daily horoscope:

You can reinvent your life now by revisiting your past and recreating your history anew. By developing a new perspective on the past, you'll be able to see different possibilities for what's ahead. Nevertheless, you will likely feel stressed by the conflict between maintaining the status quo and your desire to break out of a rut. Don't worry if you need more time, but rest assured that today you are better off looking forward than reviewing where you've been.

ha ha ha