I could start crying any minute. At all times.

Horoscope says, "Take a few deep breaths and then let go of your need to solve everything in one day."

Betsy Lerner says anything in this book? I couldn't even get through the introduction without excessive blinking.

Someone looks at me right or we watch a UCB special or I am reminded of anything by anything and it could happen

I swear it

I am on the edge here, folks

and I want

some sparkling shoes