Assholes. Assholes conspiring (against me) to take my money. Not give it to me, I mean. As in, a) I SHOULD HAVE IT and b) I DO NOT. I should be shopping right now. I should be making an appointment with the people I will now trust with my hair based on signage alone. I must go to them and say LISTEN I am not cutting off my hair, I am growing it long, I am determined you see, but SOMETHING MUST BE DONE IN THE SHORT TERM because there is a disaster on my head and it must be handled

where the fuck is my paycheck. I painted my nails for this. I should be shopping. EXPLETIVE EXPLETIVE