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02 September 2016
1:22 am

I had a dream I was sitting on the floor of a La-Z-Boy watching tv while waiting to buy a mattress. I used the tv to order the mattress. While waiting for boyfriend to answer a text about payment methods, a blond lady in a white suit came over and told me, "you need to leave."

I followed her. "Excuse me, did you say something? I have a bad ear and it seems to me you said something."

She hid behind the customer service desk and a manager. I became That Lady. "Never in my 17 years of customer service.." No one would respond to me, so I yelled and made a scene. "I don't want this mattress! I would never buy a mattress here!"

Then I walked off in a huff to go ride bumper cars.