i am reading the news sites for info about last night and i see an ad from the health department
it says, you know
avoid large public gatherings, wear a mask, etc
and then it says
'answer your phone if the health department calls'
and i'm like, how am i supposed to know if it's the health department calling
so i try to look up their outgoing numbers and don't really find anything
she calls back. "hello?" i say.