pseudosara: i look like a tadpole.

kingofalltears: you are a tadpole

pseudosara: your mom's a tadpole.

kingofalltears: ...

kingofalltears: mommy?

pseudosara: nono, you say "you're my mom"

kingofalltears: you ARE my mom

kingofalltears: i knew it

pseudosara: that's right, i am. now buy me stuff to make up for all the mother's days you've missed

kingofalltears: are you kidding? you've been a horrible mother! i hate you!

pseudosara: GODDAMMIT DAN, I GAVE YOU LIFE, AND I CAN TAKE IT AWAY!

pseudosara: why do you have to hurt your mother like that, son? you've made me cry. *sob*

kingofalltears: no you're not. i'm watching you. you're just sitting there. manipulative bitch.