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THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER!

25 October 2000
1:37 PM

UGH. Exams suck (I've done allright so far though). Work sucks.

So, as a break from all the suckiness, I present to you...

THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER!

(or at least for the next five minutes)

LilyPad33: haha. i told dan he and julia were the cutest thing ever and he asked why and i said:

LilyPad33: its like. you have this bunny, right? and it's totally cute. nobody questions its cuteness because it's a BUNNY. they are cute. and then you have this little bunny dress. and it's just the cutest thing cause it's a little tiny dress fit for a bunny. and no one questions its cuteness cause it's a DRESS that fits a BUNNY. tail and all. and then, one day you think it's a good idea to put the dress on the bunny. and if that just isn't the cutest thing you ever did see. but no one even THINKS to question that

LilyPad33: pile of cuteness, cause if the dress is cute and the bunny is cute, well fuck all if they aren't going to be adorable together.

LilyPad33: and now he's dan the radish cause he's red.

Hannibal Hunting: a bunny would look stupid in a dress

Hannibal Hunting: never put clothes on an animal

Hannibal Hunting: that is just plain wrong

LilyPad33: nuhuh. it would look cute.

Hannibal Hunting: no it wouldnt

LilyPad33: didn't you ever see that one special with the jim henson rabbits? hm?

LilyPad33: they wore dresses. and they were cute, dammit.

Hannibal Hunting: they were muppets

LilyPad33: they were STILL bunnies

Hannibal Hunting: so what i find Miss Piggy attractive, but i dont think real pigs are hot

LilyPad33: i think you do. i think you want that magazine of playpig that my uncle has. *gasp* oh my god. you are SO my uncle.

and bunnies in dresses would be cute. especially red ones with white polka dots.

Hannibal Hunting: Only bugs bunny could pull of a dress and be hot

LilyPad33: i didn't say hot, i said cute. besides. you're a pig man, not a bunny man. that's why you're going out with me. heheh.

Hannibal Hunting: ha dan is taking your side i cant believe this shit

LilyPad33: like i just told him, he's biased cause of the analogy i made

Hannibal Hunting: right

LilyPad33: LilyPad33: sean and i are getting in a fight

LilyPad33: LilyPad33: about whether or not a bunny in a dress would be cute

LilyPad33: LilyPad33: i love him. :)

Hannibal Hunting: HA

LilyPad33: :)

Hannibal Hunting: Hannibal Hunting: Danny Boy if you condone putting animals in clothing i am going to have to hurt you

dhghn: i wouldn't actually dress up the bunny

dhghn: but what if the bunny put itself in a dress?

Hannibal Hunting: oh well that is a different story

LilyPad33: yeah. i could see a bunny climbing into a dress.

okay. what if it wasn't so much a bunny as it was.. a hamster?

Hannibal Hunting: a hampster would put itself in an asshole not a dress

LilyPad33: HAHA

LilyPad33: what about.. a FERRET!

Hannibal Hunting: no ferrets are cool, they wouldnt wear a dress they would wear a batman costume and attack bad guys

LilyPad33: haahhah. what about. a guinea pig.

Hannibal Hunting: no more

LilyPad33: GUINEA PIG IN A DRESS!

Hannibal Hunting: right

Hannibal Hunting: stop

LilyPad33: :)