I only have to say one thing.

*ahem*

Super-teen extraordinaire

Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Runs around in underwear

Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Rescues Washington D.C.

Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Unless something better's on TV

Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

His brain's overloading

It has a chocolate coating

Textbook case for Sigmund Freud

Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Check out Dexter Douglas

Nerd computer ace

Went surfing on the internet

And was zapped to cyberspace

He turned into the Freakazoid

He's strong and super-quick

He drives the villains crazy

'Cause he's a lunatic

His home base is the Freakalair

Freakazoid! Fricassee!

Floyd the Barber cuts his hair

Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!

Rides around in the Freakmobile

Freakazoid! Freakazoo!

Hopes to make a movie deal

Freaka me! Freaka you!

He's here to save the nation

So stay tuned to this station

If not, we'll be unemployed

Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Freakazoid!!!

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Is that Barenaked Ladies on the Samsung Uproar commerical? "I love you because you're the one, and we have so much fun." Someone clue me in.