I was pleasantly told to "go fuck [myself]", I believe. Well. Here is my retort, a poem in the style of Dick Blow. He's a fabulous poet, you know. Anyway. Here goes. Ode To Dan Hey Dan. What's up? That's some nice writing you've got there. I've got some, too. Hey Dan. You don't write much. Neither do I. Hey Dan. At least my endings don't suck. The end. ;)
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