dear world,

thank you for bringing the ups delivery man to my door two minutes after i thought 'he should come before i go to work!'

but i would like it very much for my hair to stop laying like a brick and for it to be light and fluffy.

also, i would appreciate it if this two-day eye twitch would GO AWAY.

love, sara

p.s. if you could find a way for me to go to school and live comfortably without working or part-time job, at most... um, i would love you forever. kthxbye.