GODDAMN YOU, HOTMAIL.

i know i signed in less than thirty days ago, you fecking liar. but no. NOW YOU'VE DELETED ALL MY SAVED EMAILS MOTHRAFUCK

yeah, i really am actually upset about this. i had some good stuff in there. emails from bennish, emails from nick, emails from peter hefty's agent.

that's what i'm honestly the most upset about. those letters were comedy gold. sonofapeanutbrittle. crabhole. spatula.

okay i'm over it now. sigh.

internet, give me a job!