and sometimes you wake up in the middle of your night and need to get the Timberlake out

if I weren't so beer-fat, I would roll over and sleepily sex my fianc�e

We've had a good start to his thirtieth birthday, drinking at the tap room of a local brewery -- there was chocolate in my beer! Tomorrow: tattoo, cupcake, comics, who knows what else.

Six months from now I will be a married lady. Good lord

oh god I want powerade and sleep or to get up and dance til dawn

whichever