OKAY NOW WHAT THE FUCK, HOUSE?!

I KNOW that my memory card was NOT in the memory card reader, because I took a picture of the cat yesterday morning, at almost the same time, because he was sitting on the windowsill in just the same manner.

I did not remove said memory card, and to my knowledge, there has been no one in my house in that time.

What. The. Fuck. Lights turning on, and that last time was not because of the air conditioner as it was not on. I moved the clock, okay, so somehow that explains its sudden life. But. I did not take the memory card out of the camera. What the hell goes on here?